Omni-suck: omnisucking can only be detected by regular calibrations of the available suckable material at any given time. Humans are the most susceptible to omnisucking.
To Suck or Not to Suck that is the sucking question
It seems that every time I turn around I hear another story about someone being sucked, not dry, but ever so gently from some parasitic life form or system of life forms. Governments do it with taxes, crime gangs do it with extortion, your manager does it with the semi visible carrot on a stick. We all are aware of this constant sucking from all sides, I guess some people would call it life, while others would reply, “Life isn’t fair” or “Life Sucks”.
As a young man I thought life didn’t suck enough to satisfy my seemingly endless supply of suckable material. As I got older I found I had to hide this inner knowledge that sucking was going on even when I slept, I also came to realize with maturity that we, all humans are being drained on a slow drip to somewhere outside ourselves to the benefit of others that don’t even know us personally. Contempt for any societal order or hierarchies of management satisfied only a sliver of the the sucking chaffing pain of being taken advantage of, after all I had come to realize that this one sided arrangement varied in degree for every human on the planet, to mention animals, resources and our planet home.
After contempt came anger, but just before the self destructive aspect of rebellion took hold I was saved in a wave of realization. I had a close friend who could see the sucking tubes. We use to go to parties and she would point them out, when a large crowd of people most of which knew each other or had been in relationships where inter connected with tubes. She would point out a brown tube leaving one woman’s neck chakra and going across the room, hooked to some guys heart chakra. Most of the time she couldn’t deal with parties because of the tube vision, she slowly had to learn to tune down the volume of activity.
Before I got married I spent allot of time disconnecting tubes from myself in order to be in a relationship without any outside unwanted connections. My wife however insisted on reconnecting a tube I had successfully disconnected from, the government. I went to the tax office to do all my back taxes and so I went in to ask for all my abstracts going back twenty odd years. They informed me that they had me as deceased on there records and so they only had a few bits of paper from the eighties, but obliged me to file and get reconnected to the sucking tube.
If it sucks, it must be alive.